Borders has an exclusive Twilight shop. Very sad. I don't think they've even done this for Harry Potter.
Yet, it's kind of entertaining. I mean, seriously, Edward Cullen action figures? For $20. And here's the description:
Lifelike 7" action figure of Edward Cullen with jointed body.
Sure. Very lifelike, seeing how he's not even real in the first place. Unless they're modeling the figure off of Robert Pattinson. *shudder* And jointed body? *rips Edward action figure's parts apart and throws them on the floor* What's the use of a bunch of plastic arms and legs?
And there are keychains with the "Cullen crest" on them, magnets and stickers (for lockers and "gorgeous" decoration), lion and lamb keychains, messenger bags, Twilight pens--
Now the pens are funny too. Their description says:
Twilight inspires your musings with movie art featured on the cap and body of the pen.
Hmmm...What if you're doing your math homework with the pen? Or what if you're drawing with it? Would you draw vampires only? And even if you're just writing, it would be horrible to only write Twilight-related things.
All, right, I'm done ranting (almost). I just wanted to say one more thing--Borders is biased. Their description of Edward's movie poster "features official (smoldering) photo of Edward." What about all those Jacob fans out there? There is no "smoldering" in front of Jacob's description. Well, I guess, maybe he isn't, but still. Don't keep praising Edward.
What do you all think of this?